Bars & Drunks
April 22, 2007
There’s this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes
by, and says, “What do you think you’re doing?” The drunk says, “I
heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my
house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.”
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices
he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. “Hey,” he
says, “What’s with the steering wheel down your pants?” “Ach,” says
the Irish man, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
