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Asian Lady Vs English Man

March 23, 2006

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation she lifted up her skirt to showed her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with Chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken Body. Again, she didn’t know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some bananas. Unlike other days, she took her husband to the
shop. What did she do?

What do you think she done? Nothing you dirty bastard.
Her husband speaks English…

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