Another Sex Survey

The following have been taken from a rather long email I received yesterday - the rest of it was crap and not funny at all so I thought I’d chop the rest of it and leave the three small sections that were slightly amusing.

A scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent…………………………..12 Calories

Without her consent……………………..2,187 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging……………………….18 Calories

Getting up immediately……………………..36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…816 Calories

DRESSING AFTERWARDS

Calmly……………………………………32 Calories

In a hurry………………………………..98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door……….5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door……….13,521 Calories