Another Naughty Q&A
April 24, 2007
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.
Q. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We’d eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn’t need cleaning.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
