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Another Blonde Joke

October 13, 2006

3 girls die, 1 is blonde, 1 is brunette and 1 is a red head.
When the reach Heavens gate, God says to them, “To get to Heaven you must climb up 100 steps, while going up i’ll tell jokes, if you laugh once, you’re off to hell!”

So the brunette goes first, 34 steps up, God tells a joke, she laughs, and shes off to Hell.
Up comes the Redhead, 66 stairs and Gods shares a wee joke, she giggles and she is then in hell.
Lastly, the Blonde goes up, 99 stairs up and she laughs, God looks at her, confused, he hasn’t told a joke! So he asks her, “what the fuck are you laughing at?” The blonde replies, “I just got the first one”

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