An Idiot Is Bedazzled With Crotch

After I checked out the essentials in this photograph, yes, i spent a full five minutes admiring this upskirt shot before my attention was drawn to the idiot in the background.

WTF is this guy on? Has his mama had him locked in a cupboard since he left school? Has he never been to a pole dancing club before? In fact you don’t even need to go to a pole dancing club to see women like this, it happens in regular nightclubs every weekend.

The look on his face tells to me he has never spent endless hours online admiring all the wonderful free porn that’s readily available at the click of a mouse. He’s never read Playboy, I have to be honest and tell you all neither have I, I’m a pictures only man myself.

If the woman dancing so much as smiled at him his nuts would explode. FFS he could at least have ordered a beer, sat his ass done and enjoyed the show instead of looking like a twat. All that’s missing is the “I’m A Virgin” t-shirt.