All Your YooToob Porn Watching Habits To Be Disclosed

How many topless chicks, lesbians sex scenes, drunk college babes kissing, masturbating web cam girls or amateur sex clips have you watched on YooToob in the past three years?

OK, I’ll keep it simple, how many adult orientated (as there’s no porn on YooToob - right?) clips have you watched on YooToob? And yes that does include those videos embedded on sites like this.

Hundreds? Couple of thousand?

So you’re not sure but you’ve watched loads of them, right? Sure you have, we all have. It doesn’t matter if you were a bit pissed one night and searched for your fetish of choice or were emailed a link or ‘accidentally’ found it. You watched them and so did I.

Up until yesterday that was fine, you knew and your ISP knew and so did YooToob / Google (same thing). Well, it looks like a few more people are going to be taking a look at what you were watching too after a Judge ruled that four tera-byte hard drives full of data on what videos were watched have to be handed over to Viacom, which is suing Google for allowing clips of its copyright videos to appear on YooToob.

Google have been ordered to turn over every record of every video watched by YooToob users, including users’ names and IP addresses. Now you may think there’s not much to worry about there. Well my friends, think again.

The most worrying aspect of all that data being handed over is will it be safe? What if it fell into the wrong hands? Would you want your family and friends knowing you are into watching gay porn? How about your boss or your colleagues at work?

For me I don’t care, my family and friends are well aware that I’m a perv. Back in 2002 I owned around 50 porn sites, I never kept it a secret. I was making a truck load of cash and I was proud to be earning it with tits and ass. Boy do I miss those premium rate dialers (LOL). As for my boss, well there’s nothing to worry about there because that’ll be me. Colleges? No worries there either because I’m too mean to share the profits with some lazy bastard who shows up and puts in three hours work a day and expects a fat cheque every month.

So I’m out the woods but how about you? Just think of all those videos you’ve watched and which ones you don’t want to sit down at a family dinner and tell your father-in-law about.