A cucumber, a pickle and a penis

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber says “Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad.”

The pickle looks at him and says, “You think you got it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar.”

The penis looks at him and says, “You think that’s bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!.”