Bury My Wife
July 30, 2006
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied “A long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead, I just can’t take the chance.”
