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Jackie is shooting to be the next spokesmodel for condoms.

Wife to Hubby: ‘You never take me anywhere expensive anymore’.
Husband: ‘Get yer coat and get in the car’
Wife excitedly says: ‘Where you taking me? ‘
Husband: ‘The fuckin’ gas station.’

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