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The L.A. Premiere of the new movie ‘House Bunny’ was like crumpet central, looking at those pictures is gonna kill an hour, at least.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby.

The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, “That looks like a cum stain.”
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. “Smells like a cum stain,” she says.
The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, “Well, it’s nobody from this fuck’n building.”

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