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I’ll kick off the day with a joke that hit my inbox about 30 seconds ago.

My doctor referred me to a urologist for a check up.
To my surprise, the urologist was a female - she’s beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why.
She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.”

Here some hot Aria Giovanni wallpapers to spice up your desktop - CelebPixx

Monica Cruz is giving Penelope a run for her money - on 205th
Tara Reid Whores It Up In A Bikini - DRW
Kige Ramsey Has Halloween Costume Ideas - Busted Coverage
Top 8 Baywatch Babes Of All Time - Attuworld
Playboy Cybergirl of the Week Jennifer Lewis - NS4W.org

Little Johnny’s Teacher went Too Far - Mick Landers
Wow! Apples iPhone Sells 6.9 Mil in 3rd Quarter - Dave and Thomas
Zimbabwe dinner tab is HUGE - BIOTV
10 Great Reasons To Grow A Beard - Tasty Booze
How Swiss Bank Accounts Work - Howstuffworks

Drowning Your Sorrows in Vegas - Bachelor Guy
Alligator Bites Idiots Hand - Nothing Toxic
The 20 Worst Places To Wake Up Saturday Morning - NextRound
Pandas are fucking criminals - Blog Of Hilarity
Crossdressing with Chavis - LWS

USC Fans Like To Pose Nekked On The Internet - Don Chavez
Carin Ashley is One of My Favorite Blonds - Uncoached
Marissa Miller on cover of Complex magazine in bikini - Derober
Charlize Theron’s crack - HQ Celebrity
The Facts of Life finds its final resting place: PORN - Epic Carnival