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I’m having a fantasy dilemma - which one first, which way first……

A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
His wife said, “Oh Shit! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” said the man, “Just get the fuck out.”

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