21 Clicks: My Watch Can Tell Me Things

June 13, 2008

Sexy Australian Holly Valance enjoying a few drinks at the Abbey

A guy is in a bar and gets chatting with a hot babe.
After a few minutes of loose chat he says to her “I’ve got this really cool watch”, as he pulls his sleeve back to reveal his time piece, and continues “it’s pretty special, it can tell me things”
“Oh yeah?” says the chick “Like what?”
“Well right now it’s telling me you aren’t wearing any panties”
The chick isn’t impressed and angrily tells him “I’m actually wearing a pink thong”
The guy smiles and replies, “Oh I forgot to mention that my watch is 15 minutes fast!”

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