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What does a woman do when she spends $5k on new boobs? Gets them out of course.

Sarah and Barbara are sitting at the kitchen table, bragging.

“My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami,” says Sarah. “She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant, has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends.“
Barbara replies, “Yeah, my daughter’s a whore too.”

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