Bright Black Internet

Hilary Duff, now she has a lawn worth mowing and it looks like Mike Comrie is still the gardener.

Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, ‘Get this out of me, give me drugs’.
She turns to the boyfriend and says ‘You did this to me you asshole’.
He replied casually, ‘If you remember, I wanted to try anal but you said, ‘Piss off it’ll be too painful’, Now who’s laughing’

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Comprehensive Guide to Naked Olympians - CO-ED Magazine

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? - Liquid Generation

Ashley Tisdale Shows Off Some Cleavage At Alma Awards - DRW

Nude Candids of Swedish Olympian Sara Boberg - NS4W.org

Trampoline Gymnastics Not Exactly Safe - Busted Coverage

Bikini Time with Kristen Bell - My Chill Pill

Skinny Nicky Hilton goes braless - HQ Celebrity

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie still going strong - on205th

20 Things Porn Believes (None Of Which Are True) - Tasty Booze

The Gay Black Jewish KKK - Camel Tap

Grapes to raisins - Afrojacks

103 Year Old Woman Is Oldest Facebook User - Mick Landers

The NES Controller Geekini - about:blank

A Collection of 10 Guys I’d Like to Beat Up - Uncoached

The Real Reasons Usain Bolt Slowed Down - NextRound

Sara Stokes is a Playmate you may want to get to know - Beer Goggler

Is Michael Phelps too ugly to be a superstar? - The Money Shot

Ashlee showing off the bump - Celebridiot

2008-2009 odds to win the Eastern Conference - Cuzoogle

A Campaign to Crush Engineer Recruiting - Mac Gs World

10 Cover Songs That Don’t Suck - sqwable