Bright Black Internet

I can’t believe what I’m hearing on the radio as I compile this list - snow, wind and sub zero temperatures have been forecast from this afternoon. I’m convinced I was swapped at birth as part of some sick experiment. I really don’t belong in the frozen shithole.

It’s time to start planning my escape and put together a short list of warm places that I can relocate to. I’ve had enough…

Holly Weber has one of the best bodies in existence - Uncoached

15 great sportscasting bloopers - on205th
Deuce McAllister positive steroid test for water pill Bumetanide - Celebridiot
Moron Calls In Sick, Busted On Facebook - Attuworld
Naughty Nurse Emily Booth - CelebPixx
Students Bored With Game, Fight Each Other - Busted Coverage

Interview with the Founders of CollegeHumor - Coed Magazine
Kim Kardashian Pokies At Some Party - Camel Tap
Hilary Duff Is All Grown Up - Beer Goggler
Risky Business with Guitar Hero - Dave and Thomas
We Need More Of This From Hayden Panettiere - Mick Landers

“Sit On This, Buttplug!” - Tasty Booze
25 Most Awesome Horror Kills - Liquid Generation
McCain/Palin to star in Brad Pitt flick - Cuzoogle
Hello Kitty scarification - BIOTV
Husband Slaps New Bride on Wedding Day - NothingToxic

Marissa Miller Plays Softball in Remington Ad - The Angry T
Most Bizarre Workout Video Ever - YepYep
Halloween At The Playboy Mansion - Doc Reno
Vote For Your Fav Band To Do A Gig - Owngig
An Odd Fiat Dealership In Brazil - Some Site