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Does Megan ever look bad?

A blonde comes home from work one day and tells her husband, “Hunny i think i want to get a breast enhancement.”
To which he replies .
“Why don’t you just get toilet paper and rub it between your tits a few times a day?”
Confused she asks, “How that will make my titties bigger?”
Hubby replies, “Well I dunno how it works but just look at your ass!”

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