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I wouldn’t mind squeezing on that beach towel for a little R&R…..

“Doctor, I’ve got this problem,”

A man says. “My secretary, she loves to give me blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day, she really works me over.”

“So what seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked.

“Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac, ” the man continued. “I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour, everyday at lunchtime and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep.”

“I still don’t know what your problem is,” said the doctor.

“You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells…”

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