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Six Truths of Life ……

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologise about this. I’m an idiot and I tried it too.

There’s hot and then there’s Megan Fox hot - Manofest

Kid With Down Syndrome KO-d For Kicking Toddler - NS4W.org
Model Copter Destroyed by 50 Cal - DoubleViking
Courageous Groom Sets Hotel On Fire To Avoid Getting Married - NextRound
Who The F@#k Is That Chick - Busted Coverage
Two guys go trick or treating… a week early - on 205th

Hot Girl Hot Tub - Coed Magazine
Kim Kardashian Whores Up Her 27th Birthday - DRW
Saw School Musical trailer and poster spoof - Celebridiot
Taylor Momsen is in the hospital - Blog of Hilarity
How To Turn “Water” Into Balls - CamelTap

Nicole Richie Wants You To Look At One Thing - Beer Goggler
Guy becomes Chewbacca when he’s tazed - Dave and Thomas
Man who followed his sat-nav too closely - Attuworld
Damn pigs have some big balls - Afro Jacks
The Abi Titmuss Calendar is a must see - Mick Landers

Lift Defined by Eric Berry - Loser with Socks
The Ultimate Overcompensating Garage - YepYep
Old Woman Subtly Drops Turd in Supermarket - NothingToxic
25 Most Awesome Horror Kills - Liquid Generation
Karolina Kurkova Fuckable Ass - Celebs Pictorials