21 Clicks: A Message Written In Piss

Apparently Emma is a brainy tart, I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

A Russian Czar’s birthday arrived, and when he woke up, he saw a message written in piss on the heavy snow from the night before:
“A happy birthday to you my Master, signed Ivan, your loyal servant.”
The Czar called Ivan and said, “It was nice of you to remember my birthday, but how the fuck did you do it? You are illiterate.”
The servant responded, “Oh, it was simple. Your wife was holding my dick!”

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