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I want to have morning sex with Penny Mathis - do you want her when I’m finished?

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer.
The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked “What’s the problem, pal?”
“My brother just told me that there’s a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation.”
“Yeah, so?”
“Don’t you realize?” the man cried. “I’ve let a fuck’n fortune slip through my fingers!”

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