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Michael Phelps brought home 8 gold medals from Beijing and that comes with all kinds of perks.  You get a boat load of money thrown at you, you get to host Saturday Night Live, you get your picture taken everywhere you go, crazy endorsements, and the best part you ask???  ASS.  Michael is rumored to b dating a Palms Hotel cocktail waitress from their Moon Nightclub….the same club where George Clooney found Sarah Larson pushing drinks.  The new girls in Mike’s life is Carline Pal, she also goes by Caroline Paz, and form the looks of her pictures she is a naughty little vixen.  Her back features a huge colorful tattoo which is just fun when you are working that from behind because you can try to fill in the blank spots…it’s like paint by numbers.  The pair have been going out for a couple of months so don’t start buying wedding gifts just yet….you never marry the first cocktail waitress you find after win 8 gold medals.

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Jay Cutler and the unpredictable Denver Broncos travel to the swamps of Jersey to take on the surging New York Jets.  The Broncos are coming off an awful blowout loss to the Raiders while the Jets are riding a 5 game winning streak which has included road wins at New England and Tennessee.  The Jets should be able to run all over the suspect Broncs defense and the combination of a strong pass rush and lousy weather should hamper a potentially quick strike Broncos passing attack.  Another 100 yard game for Thomas Jones as the Jets roll 34-17.

Plaxico Burress was already out of this game before h decided to shoot himself in the leg.  The Redskins are honoring Sean Taylor on the one year anniversary of his shooting death during a home invasion.  Emotions will be riding high and Clinton Portis will be in the lineup. Problem for the Skins is that so will Jason Campbell and he is struggling to move the ball against anyone. The Giants running game is too strong and Eli Manning can move the ball without Burress.  Look for the Giants to roll 28 - 13.

Playoff implications are huge in this battle. New England is currently a game back of the Jets for te AFC East lead and are on the outside looking in for the wild card.  The Steelers are trying to hang on to their division lead and a number two seed as the Jets are hot on their heels.  The Steelers also face a killer closing schedule so each win is critical.  Will Matt Cassell be able to run wild against a Steelers defense that hunts down the quarterback?  Will he be able to throw against a tough Steelers secondary?  With no running threat look for the Steelers to contain Cassell and try to zone out Moss and Welker.  In a tough battle the Steelers do just enough in the red zone to pull one out.  Steelers win it 21-17.

Carolina can’t win on the road and the Packers need to bounce back from a crushing on Monday Night to keep playoff dreams a life.  Steve Smith is licking his lips to go crazy against a secondary that was embarrassed in New Orleans, but look for some defensive adjustments since Jake Delome is no Drew Brees.   Ron Grant will control the game on the ground and rush for 120 yards or more.  Green Bay bounces back at home 27-21.

Is Atlanta for real?  Is Sand Diego going to take advantage of an opportunity to pick up a game on the Denver Broncos if they lose to the Jets?  San Diego can still win the weak NFC West at 8-8 by picking up one game on Denver before the face them in the final game of the season.  Matt Ryan has been the best rookie in football and Atlanta has removed itself from the Vick disaster of last year.  On the road against a desperate team Atlanta will have it tough.  Look for a return of the Super Chargers for one week as they roll 24-13.

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Well it has been two days since you say that full bird placed in front of you on the dinner table and you are still trying to scarf down leftovers of it. I want you to remember all of the care and love that went into making that turkey so amazing.  Appreciate the glory of the holiday at Epic Carnival.

- $387,000 Moon Dust Watch- The Bachelor Guy
- Lions Achieve All-Time Level Of Suck - MoonDog Sports
- Strange Bra’s - Afrojacks
- Nikki Cox is my kind of teacher - Observation Bubble
- Black Friday Videos - Gunaxin
- Adam Sandler’s Top 10 Movie Girlfriends - YepYep
- Babes of the Week - The World of Isaac
- 5 Topless girls in a tub…caption? - Dead Dog
- Wisconsin football fan tasered - Busted Coverage
- Bita looks like a naughty college girl - College Humor
- Sexy Japanese golf girls have some fun - Heavy
- Britney Spears looking sexy - Celebridiot
- Things overheard during the holidays - Holy Taco
- Wake Up With Caprice Bourret - Salty Milk
- Gotta love a good face plant - Don Chavez
- Cassie Lane is just too hot for clicks - Gorilla Mask

The stripper pole has gone from the club to the home and that is a wonderful thing.  The big issue is poor pole installation.  You think these cheap no screw installs are any good people?  You swing your body around on a pole that is held up by a tension spring?  You know bad shit is bound to happen to even the most seasoned performer.  Check out this lovely and talented girl work the pole like a pro only to be done in by crappy installation.

New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress wasn’t scheduled to play this Sunday against the Redskins due to a sore hamstring, but that didn’t stop the highly paid and pissy receiver to go and accidentally shot himself in a club.  I wonder what that phone call sounded like?  Not many details have been released, but according to reports Burress was a a club, shot himself in the leg, and spent the night in the hospital.  Maybe he was using the gun to massage his sore hamstring?  I mean why else would he need a gun to go out?  i know when I go out I just bring $20 in cab fare, an ID, and a hide-a-key in my shoe….I guess $35 million makes some peopl a bit nervous.

You have to really appreciate foreign magazine editions.  The latest FHM Germany features a lovely young lady by the name of Veronica Hugo.  Now who is Veronica Hugo you ask?  I have no idea and to be honest I probably will never take the time to find out, but when you can get nipply though a leather like bikini top you are top notch in my book!

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Catrinel Menghia is just a mere 23 years old and is the pride of Romania.  Well I don’t know if that is true, but I don’t think Romania would kick her out of bed if you know what I mean.  Check out how much hotter she gets over at Co-Ed.

- 25 Hottest Celebrity Booties - World of Isaac
- 13 Things To Watch For On Steven Seagal’s Reality Show - Next Round
- Adriana Lima’s hot bra commercial - on205th
- Bring It On: Winnipeg Blue Lightning Get Frisky - Don Chavez
- The micro bikini leaves little to the imagination - Heavy
- Give Thanks, Get in the Booth - Hugging Harold Reynolds
- Humanitarian awards sure have changed - Epic Carnival
- Sexy Thanksgiving Dinner - Gunaxin
- Porn Stars, Toilets and Redneck Roller-Coasters… Top How-to Videos - The Bachelor Guy
- Grandma gives birth to her triplet granddaughters - Afrojacks
- Leann Rimes: All Grown Up & Looking Fine - MoonDog Sports
- Why Kanye West is Awesome - the Jebbica
- Photo Evidence That Meth Ain’t Bad For Everyone - YepYep
- Get personal in the office - 9 to Fried
- Winnie Cooper from he Wonder Years is still too hot for Fred Savage - Holy Taco
- Tamara Witmer is a fine blonde - Gorilla Mask
- 7 Moments in Holy Sh!t - Banned in Hollywood
- Edita Vilkeviciute hot with clothes…sexier without - Beer Goggler
- 19 year old Seahawks cheerleader is yummy - Busted Coverage
- Beyon ein the cameltoe showing spandex body suit - Celebridiot

Aubrey O’Day, formerly of Danity Kane, has always liked being the sex symbol.  Now she is rumored to be using her fine little body to get even more attention as she poses for Playboy.  The blonde doesn’t have much of a music career now that Diddy kicked her to the curb and if she gets naked I don’t see her going back.  That is fine with me since she has been teasing us for months and her Complex shoot was just asking to be full nude!

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The Thanksgiving dream match up of an 11-0 Titans team going against an 0-11 Lions team was ruined when the Jets laid the smack down on Tennessee last week.  The Titans travel to Detroit to play in the Lions traditional Turkey Day game that, over the last five years or so, has featured an awful Lions team.  The Titan look to bounce back against the best medicine in football and I expect Collins, Johnson, and that Titans D to rebound from last Sunday’s letdown.

When you looked at this game over the summer you thought that it might have an NFC West leading team going against a beast from the East in Dallas, but Seattle is stuck playing out the string going into the last few games of the season.  Look for the Romo led Cowboys to make put a hurting on the Hawks ans star rooting for the Giants on Sunday to topples the Skins.

Raise your hand if you called that the better bird going into December would be the Cardinal…and by a mile!  The Eagles are in disarray after a benching of their once franchise quarterback and the Cardinals are riding the MVP arm of Kurt Warner to an NFC West title.  Will McNabb bounce back and prove he is better than we have seen in recent weeks?  I don’t think so and the Cardinals can just score way too many points.

There is nothing like the energy of a college football game.  The student body, the bands, the passion of the fans, and mass quantities of alcohol makes college football amazing.  If your team wins a big game it can be overwhelming.  For two Iowa Hawkee football fans a road win against the Golden Gophers of Minnesota was too much to take.  Lois Feldman, 38, and Ross Walsh, 26, took their joy to a men’s bathroom where they put on a s show for about 15 other fans.  The couple was arrested by police for indecent conduct since having drunk sex in a bathroom in a road stadium is apparently frowned upon.  That isn’t even the best part of the story!  After their release Lois was released to her husband while Ross was released to his girlfriend!!!