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So you go to a party, get drunk and end up having a quickie with a Cheryl Tweedy look-a-like (beer goggles).

The next week you realise your nuts are itching like hell and you’ve got tears in your eyes every time you take a piss. The clinic confirms you’ve got a dose of the clap.

A day or so passes and you think it might be a good idea to tell Two Ton Tessy from last weekend she needs to make herself an appointment.

That means you need to call her - yes you took her number!! Shit!! Worry no more young stud - a new website will do it for you… anonymously.

InSPOT.org breaks the bad news for people who pick up an infection. Bookmark it, you might need it someday.

A father lets off a shot into the air as part of the wedding celebrations and then hands the weapon to his kid - who copies dad and fires the gun.

I think dad forgot to tell his son he’s supposed to point it in the air before pulling the trigger!

Funny clip from some BBC TV show that takes the piss out of learning to fly a 747 as if it’s just like learning to drive a car. From learning take off and landing to the in-flight safety video.

This picture shows Nguyen Ngoc Loan, South Vietnam’s national police chief, executing a prisoner who was said to be a Viet Cong captain.

The photo was snapped by Eddie Adams on February 1, 1968. At the same time Vo Suu, an NBC cameraman, was filming the scene and captured the execution on camera.

You can see many more historic photographic moments here.

So it’s Friday already and that means doing as little work as possible, right? You’ve got shit to do like plan your weekend, there’s drinking to be done and ass to be tapped.

The drinking bit is easy, getting laid might be more of a task depending on how much booze you plan on drinking. So will you plot and scheme how your going to get your end away have a look at this little lot.

30 Best Big Breasted Babes - NS4W.org

Rhona Mitra to play Catwoman? - on 205th
Cole Hamels sexy wife Heidi Strobel - Celebridiot
Nadine Velazquez is Hot, Even Hotter Topless - My Chill Pill
Shocking Thumbwars: The Most Buttock-Clenchingly Hysterical Game - Tasty Booze
Vikki Blows 2009 Calendar - Double Viking

MTV Finally Shows Music Videos….online that is - Dave and Thomas
Gossip Girl puts on a jailbait extravaganza - Blog of Hilarity
Attention Grandma! Your cable is going to change - afrojacks
Get a Load of Carin Ashley - Mick Landers
Kerry Katona In Zoo Magazine - Beer Goggler

Russian luxury SUV - BIOTV
Dirty Blonde Strips Off Blue Lace Lingerie - NothingToxic
UCLA Undie Run Rendered Unsuitable Due to Safety and Cost Concerns - Uncoached
Check Out The Italian Police’s New Ride - YepYep
Using Tanya’s Ass For Shooting Practice - Device

How To Carve A Pumpkin - Liquid Generation
The most unusual lamps you’ll ever see - Attuworld
The Best Of Mock Porn In Feature Films - NextRound
Three Halloween Pranks Gone Wrong - Don Chavez
More Halloween Cocktails - Bachelor Guy

Don Chavez has a gallery of some hot assed tart called Monica - she looks like she’d suck you in and spit you out, and that would be absolutely fine with me.

Click the thumbs to view the full galleries of all these stunners.

This strumpet looks like she’d teach you more than the piano and I wouldn’t be demanding that we need to practice more scales - sadly in the real world piano teachers are 50 year old dragons, not porn stars.

This soldier was a bit keen when he kicks in this door whilst on duty in Iraq.

Who cares if the picture is photoshopped?