It’s not what you brought to the party, it’s what you left with

So you go to a party, get drunk and end up having a quickie with a Cheryl Tweedy look-a-like (beer goggles).
The next week you realise your nuts are itching like hell and you’ve got tears in your eyes every time you take a piss. The clinic confirms you’ve got a dose of the clap.
A [...]

Joke Time: Victoria Beckham’s Driver Kills A Cow

Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.
Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.
‘Is it all right?’ asked Victoria Beckham.
The driver prodded the cow with his foot and [...]

POTD: Trick Or Treating 2008 Style

WTF? Father Gives Kid Gun. Kid Shoots Father (Video)

A father lets off a shot into the air as part of the wedding celebrations and then hands the weapon to his kid - who copies dad and fires the gun.
I think dad forgot to tell his son he’s supposed to point it in the air before pulling the trigger!

The Wii: Game, Set And Wank

A spoof from ‘The Wrong Door’ showing some guy getting all horny watching a chick he’s playing Wii Tennis with. As soon as she beats him he heads off to the bathroom to do some beating of his own.
Unfortunately he takes the Wii controller with him!!!

Video Vault: 747 Pilot Flying Lesson

Funny clip from some BBC TV show that takes the piss out of learning to fly a 747 as if it’s just like learning to drive a car. From learning take off and landing to the in-flight safety video.

Execution of a Viet Cong Guerrilla

This picture shows Nguyen Ngoc Loan, South Vietnam’s national police chief, executing a prisoner who was said to be a Viet Cong captain.

The photo was snapped by Eddie Adams on February 1, 1968. At the same time Vo Suu, an NBC cameraman, was filming the scene and captured the execution on camera.

You can see [...]

21 Clicks: Drinking Beer And Tapping Ass

So it’s Friday already and that means doing as little work as possible, right? You’ve got shit to do like plan your weekend, there’s drinking to be done and ass to be tapped.
The drinking bit is easy, getting laid might be more of a task depending on how much booze you plan on drinking. So [...]

Get An Eyeful Of Monica’s Ass

Don Chavez has a gallery of some hot assed tart called Monica - she looks like she’d suck you in and spit you out, and that would be absolutely fine with me.
Click the thumbs to view the full galleries of all these stunners.

I Don’t Think She’s A Piano Teacher

This strumpet looks like she’d teach you more than the piano and I wouldn’t be demanding that we need to practice more scales - sadly in the real world piano teachers are 50 year old dragons, not porn stars.

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