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Years of fun times and money well spent on beer to achieve a big, fat beer belly to be proud of.

Not nice to look at but this guy is obviously proud of his jelly belly.

Apparently not, according to this comparison table.

And the two other tables you can see here featuring the iPhone vs a brick and an old Nokia don’t offer much more hope.

Ten of the best is always guaranteed to be jam packed full of tits and ass, and today that tradition continues………..

Here’s a compilation of videos, a few of which have been kicking around for sometime, others I hadn’t seen before.

The theme of this collection is luck, now when you watch it you have to ask who was lucky because some of the clips make you think what you are watching was unlucky such as the footballers who misses four attempts at goal but then it’s the goalkeeper who is the lucky one.

My favourite is the bank robbers….. just watch it for yourself.

A keen amateur cook died after challenging his friend to a red hot chili eating contest.

33-year-old Andrew Lee, of Edlington, South Yorkshire, used a bagful of home-grown red chilis to make a super-fiery sauce after betting a mate he could make the hottest chili. He then dared his girlfriend’s brother to eat a spoonful.

According to The Daily Mail, Mr Lee then ate a plateful of his sauce with nachos and later suffered a heart attack and died.

It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m wishing that I was a dog but fuck it - I wish I was a this dog cos it’s licking Eva Mendes and if getting to lick Eva Mendes means I need to be a dog then go right ahead and wave a wand at me now.

My RSS reader is bursting at the seems with unread items that I will get around to sometime this week. I’m sure there are some beauties yet to be unearthed.

In the meantime here’s a few posts worth checking out.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures - Double Viking
Who is the hottest cheerleader in the NFL? - on 205th
Dwarf Cage Fighting Catching On In Florida - Busted Coverage
12 Types of Beer Pong Players - COED Magazine
There’s something about Amandine - Hottest Girls of Myspace

When MILFs Attack - Banned In Hollywood
Video of Auburn turning a water cannon on to UGA Fans - Loser with Socks
The 8 worst real life jobs of video game characters - Blog of Hilarity
Canadian Model Dominique Arganese dating Verne Troyer - NS4W.org
Street Tubing Is Dangerous - NextRound

Keeley Hazell flaunts her large natural breasts - HQ Celebrity

Reporter has “Nice Melons” - Mick Landers
Sterling Lewis, Inside Linebacker, Arizona - Uncoached
Sophie Monk Bikini Time - Attuworld
A Bartender’s Worst Nightmare - Tasty Booze
Ali Larter Would Ooze Sex If You Gave Her A Prick - The Beer Goggler

Stretching Before Exercise is Important - Famous Kick
Irish Travellers Riot - Late For Mass
The Definitive List of Unattractive Female Sports Reporters - Tailgating Ideas
Boob and Jerry’s Ice Cream - The Observation Bubble
Porn Star Or Celebrity - Don Chavez

Last week sexy model Alexandra Kosteniuk won the Women’s World Chess Championship 2008, beating the Chinese prodigy Hou Yifan in the final.

Yep this Russian beauty has got brains as well as a hot body - and she’s still only 23!

She became a Grandmaster at 14, the youngest woman in the world to attain the title, and at 18 took a set off legendary chess champion Anatoly Karpov.

She decided to do some catwalk and glamour modeling to atract a younger audience to the game of chess. I wonder does she compete in a bikini? I’d watch a dull game of chess any day of the week if she did.

You can check out her offical site here

Time-lapse video showing the demolition of Boeing 720.

I wonder does this bizarre ‘garage’ open with a remote?

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