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Funny / Bizarre

What’s Worse Than Catching Your Parents Banging? - Don Chavez
Weed For Sex Doesn’t Always Work - Tasty Booze
Are You Man Enough For A Bromance? - Just A Guy Thing
IPod fair warning - BIOTV
Potato Eiffel Surprise - About Blank
Star Wars & Rush Hour Remix - DoubleViking
Wheelbarrow Stunt Wipeout Guy - CamelTap
5 Courtroom Scenes in Movies - Uncoached
I Am Legend / Home Alone Trailer Remix - YepYep
The Repo Man LOVES George W Bush’s America - Mac Gs World
Duchovny Has Been Wearing It Out - Brahsome

Chicks

Emmy Rossum is tight and sexy for you - HQ Celebrity
Blake Lively just doesn’t care anymore - on 205th
Eva Padberg Known For Modeling - Busted Coverage
Sexy & Shapely Deanna Pappas Bikini Pics - NS4W.org
Katy Perry looking leggy on The Today Show - Celebridiot
A Love/Hate Relationship with Jessica Jaymes - Hottest Girls of Myspace
Megan Fox is Simply Hot - My Chill Pill
Kellie Pickler’s Big Fake Tits Sign a Pool Table - DrunkenStepfather

Sports

Here is your UCLA Preview - Loser with Socks
Sporty Photoshop gallery - Cuzoogle
Bigger… Faster… Dumber? (And Probably Hotter) - The Angry T

Jason Bryant celebrated his win over Scottie Newton by mouthing off to the crowd at HOOKnSHOOT’s Grand Prix in March 2006.

I guessed he said something that pissed off one fan who made like he wanted to shake Bryant’s hand and when the gesture was returned the maniac pulled Bryant off the entrance ramp and started beating him up.

At this point all hell breaks loose and punches are being thrown in all directions.

via cagepotato

As I sat watching a news report last night on John McCain’s Vice Presidential pick Sarah Palin, I thought to myself, ’she ain’t to bad for an old thing’.

Today as I scanned my RSS reader I noticed that Derober is having the same thoughts as me:
McCain’s new VP running mate. I’d totally hit that. And Don Chavez is thinking about throwing her a length too. At least I’m not alone.

I knew she’d taken part in beauty pageants back in the day so I done a quick search for some older pics to see how she looked in her younger days.

As it turns out I never found any decent beauty pageant photos but I did find this little lot.

First up are a couple of old black and whites from the early 80’s of no.22 Sarah in action on the basketball court. What’s the story with her legs? They are gross!!

Next up it’s Sarah with a shooter - this had me thinking about her bouncing up and down on top of me pointing that shotgun between my eyes telling me it’s three orgasms or else!

This pair of photos had me sat shaking my head. Whats with the bear? Did she kill it herself? And is that a big crab? Mmm, crabs. I guess if she was the sex maniac I reckon she is then I suppose a dose of crabs would be okay with me, just another visit to the clinic!

Sorry there’s no pictures relating to blow jobs. When I first seen her last night I just thought she had a good mouth for blowing.

The guys over at Busted Coverage have a healthy obsession with Erin Andrews which is starting to have a similar effect on me.

The thing is I don’t care much about her apart from her ass. All I want to do is bend her over a table and give it to her. Job done.

The Happy Snapper caught up with sexy Stacy Keibler yesterday when she showed up for the opening of Sashi: Sushi + Sake Lounge somewhere in California.

I know California is a big place but it doesn’t matter because she was there yesterday and if you are keen on eating from the joint then I should just remind you that this isn’t Yellow Fuckin’ Pages.

Remember long legs Keibler will be on the box next week in the ABC mini-series, Samurai Girl, airing Sept. 5-7.

Questions should be asked about the mental capacity of the person who came up with the idea for this sign. There’s nothing quite like stating the obvious, is there?

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Apparently Emma is a brainy tart, I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

A Russian Czar’s birthday arrived, and when he woke up, he saw a message written in piss on the heavy snow from the night before:
“A happy birthday to you my Master, signed Ivan, your loyal servant.”
The Czar called Ivan and said, “It was nice of you to remember my birthday, but how the fuck did you do it? You are illiterate.”
The servant responded, “Oh, it was simple. Your wife was holding my dick!”

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Hottie or Fatty? You Decide - Liquid Generation

Beer Bong Babes - CO-ED Magazine

Bikinis & Betting - Busted Coverage

Danielle Lloyd flashes her butt - HQ Celebrity

Shawn Johnson Flip Flops onto The Late Show with David Letterman - NS4W.org

Bikini Moment with Emma Boughton - My Chill Pill

Remember Valerie? Well you should, she’s hot as hell - HGOM

Survivor announces new cast, full of babes - Cuzoogle

How to buckle your shoe - BIOTV

Senator Clinton Gives The One Finger Salute - Don Chavez

Mackenzie Phillips busted for drugs - Celebridiot

To be a man in Oklahoma - LWS

5 Tailgate Essentials - Banned In Hollywood

Reminder: Reporters are all whores - BOH

Elisabetta Gregoraci In Her Bikini On A Spanish Beach - Beer Goggler

The Hottest Tennis Players You’ve Never Heard Of - Complex

Idiot Agrees to Take Painball Shot to Throat - WTFurls

Olympic village is one big sex fest - Cele|bitchy

Blind Frenchman fined for drunk driving - AP

The top 10 essential places to have sex - Playboy

Of course they’ll claim to be watching the shot but they’d all be lying. The only shot they are thinking of is the money shot in the video of them doing her doggy that’s currently playing in their heads.

I’m not too sure if that’s Michelle Wie’s ass they are all eyeballing or not but those legs do look very familiar plus we all know Michelle is partial to teasing golf’s male spectators to the point of there being a few hundred spare flag poles at every hole.

The bus is hammering along when out of nowhere a truck veers across it path - you get a great view as the camera is at the front of the bus.