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A pretty good compilation of reporters and tv presenters getting owned, making an ass of themselves or in one case, getting badly injured.

Who the hell is Anna Falchi?

Two guys were chatting over a few pints at the local pub.
The subject of ‘death and dying’ came up and some deeply-metaphysical comments were being made. Then one of the fellows said to the other, “Now take my grandfather. That man knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year, too! Not only that he knew what time of day he would die! He was right about that, as well. Right to the minute!”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” replied the second man. “How did he know all that?”
“The fuck’n judge told him,” said the first guy.

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NS4W - Audrina Patridge: Blazing hot while shopping

Tasty Booze - What Happens When You Have A Cheap Name

Double Viking - Weird Chick Spins Around On An Escalator

Busted Coverage - Naked Oksana Andersson Photos Legal For Work

TG Daily - Sharp’s 108” LCD TV on sale for $185,000

Complex - ‘Punisher: War Zone’ Prepares For Battle

JoBlo - Salma Hayek In Pink Lingerie

Uncoached - Go Daddy Commercial From Superbowl XXXIX

Sballato - New sexy fitness trainers

Beer Goggler - Anna Falchi Is A Finnish Fox

Brahsome - Gotta Love the Innerwebs

Spork Fu - Breast Wishes, Rachel Love (NSFW)

Mick Landers - Ashley Harkleroad Talks About Her Playboy Shoot

Hottest Girls of Myspace - Miss Laura Lee Looks Better as a Model

MillionFace - Top 10: Horniest Countries

Clumsy Crooks - North Pole Man Arrested For DUI On Lawn Mower

Phil Knows Best - Getting to know the Sexy Brianna Frost

Mac Gs World - Those Damn Liberal Euros

The Bachelor Guy - Is that Helium in Your Pocket?

College OTR - Miss Boston 2008 Finals

Useloos Gallery - Bizarre Biking In Vietnam

Today the actress Arielle Kebbel caught my eye Read More

When I see stuff like this online I tend to think it’s pretty funny, I know that most of it is fake but who gives a toss if it is or isn’t.

It’s still funny to think of some guy posting all the details of his cheating bitch wife and her fancy man on eBay - including mobile numbers, their place of work and home addresses. If it is real can you imagine the amount of loonies who’d call those numbers just for the hell of it?

If you click the thumbnail you’ll be able to see a readable version. One interested buyer even asks for the dimensions of her ‘chuff’, to which the seller replies “XXXL”.

Now I might actually go and check if this story is real or not

Update: Turns out it was real and bids reached £500k ($1m). link

via DeadDog

Attu has a rather amusing video of a crazy chick on an overpass who starts stripping and flashing her ass at the passing traffic below.

The danger in this stunt is not in the huge possibility of cars crashing. No, the chances of this chick falling off the overpass are much higher.

Check out the video here

Another ten galleries worth checking out - click the pics for the full galleries of babes, boobs and bums.

Maria Sharapova made sure of her place in the second round at Wimbledon with an almost straightforward win over Stephanie Foretz. She will now face compatriot Alla Kudryavtseva in the second round.

All that tennis stuff aside, what is her ‘new look’ all about? A definite thumbs down from Mr BBI, it all looks a bit manly.

If Maria continues to wear this style of attire you can expect to see a few of the other Wimbledon babes over the next week or so who know the score - short skirts and tight fitting tennis dresses.

This guy is one of the best dead ball specialist I’ve seen - his skill with a football is second to none.

It’s not just his skills that make this clip addictive, it’s how he shows off his talent that keeps you glued to the screen. He’s not on a park or field, he’s out on the streets and pissing people off by taking free kicks into open windows, food stands and anything else he feels he can ’score’ into.

This photo of Cheryl Cole belongs to a set of about 30 candids of her and Ashley ’scumbag’ Cole on holiday in Spain.

They will be everywhere you look tomorrow but to be honest they are boring - all except this one shot.

Here we get a good look at Cheryl’s fantastic rack all squashed in that swimsuit and in my head ready to pop right out. For the love of God I pray that somebody gets some topless pics in the next week so I can see her tanned nipples.

My thoughts are getting out of hand now so I think it’s best I close my mouth and go take a long soapy shower!

I’m having a fantasy dilemma - which one first, which way first……

A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
His wife said, “Oh Shit! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” said the man, “Just get the fuck out.”

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Double Viking - Clara Morgane Poses For Pix

Attuworld - Marla Maples Is An Attention Whore

Dark Hat - Yoko Matsugane Is A Big Boobed Asain Chick

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The Bachelor Guy - 6 Simple Summer Drinks to Mix for the Ladies

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Tasty Booze - Everybody Loves A Good Dive Bar

Blame It On The Voices - Boats for Hire

NextRound - Open Letter To Jessica Alba’s Agent

Busted Coverage - Hooters Parking Lot Drunkeness

Complex Blog - Hayden Turns To The Dark Side

My Chill Pill - Krystal Forscutt is Sexy in Lingerie

Intentional Foul - Team USA Men’s Basketball Roster Set

Phil Knows Best - Shaq busts a freestyle in NY and Rips Kobe

Uncoached - I Really Don’t Like the Look on This Guy’s Face

WallStreetFighter - Escort Services Represent $109 Million in USA

Mick Landers - Jennifer Lamiraqui Is A French Hottie

Cuzoogle - Vegas baby, Vegas

YouTube - Hulk Hogan Japanese Ad

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