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on205th have a damn fine selection of Kelly Brook photos from a couple of photoshoots, including a pretty revealing set for Arena.

Click the pictures to view the full gallery of each babe.

Not too sure I’d want a boner for 36 hours, you can only jerk off so many times in one day

The old spoof made me laugh when I watched it again today, just watch the goings on around the guy with the pan handle.

With a competition tally of 31 goals, the 31st being the winner against Germany in the final, Spain lifted the Euro 2008 trophy last night in Vienna. It was the countries first major trophy for 44 years.

There are plenty of match reports and videos across the web for you to read and watch, so we’ll opt for a simple photo of a few “señoras atractivas” celebrating the win.

Well it’s Monday, what did you expect?

Ana Ivanovic ain’t winning Wimbledon this year

So it’s ten to nine on a Sunday night and I’m sat here like ‘Norman No Mates’ blogging when I should be out getting drunk. On the other hand I’ve got a fridge full ice cold Bud just waiting to be drank, in fact if I turn Timbaland down I’m sure I can here them calling me.

Enjoy the weekend linkage, I have no idea what I’ve put in the list as I’m thinking beer….. I’m sure there’s plenty of goodies and boobies to keep you entertained for half an hour, enjoy!

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Tasty Booze - Drunk And Stuck In A Hole Is No Way To Go Through Life

Busted Coverage - Natalie Gulbis & Boobs Attract US Open Attention

NS4W - NY Cop Body Slams woman and Breaks her Jaw

Uncoached - Toronto Argonauts Cheerleaders Do their Thing

on 205th - Girls Next Door outtakes are pretty cool

Holy Taco - The Best Of The Tourette’s Guy

Double Viking - Kate from Kate’s Playground As A Sexy French Maid

College Humor - Chopsticks Chopped With a Dollar

Attuworld - Working with concrete

DrunkenStepfather - Heidi Montag Denies Til She Dies of the Day

Banned In Hollywood - Megan Fox Transformers 2 Creeper Pics

flatusyahu - Kristin Cavallari Plays Golf in Stripper Heels

Derober - Britians top missing model is terrible

Intentional Foul - Buh-Bye, Ana

BlogPig - Bill Gates Speech To High School About Life

NextRound - All-Time Awkward David Stern Draft Handshakes

Tailgating Ideas - A Kegerator For the Booze Hound On The Go

LikeCool - Converse Golden Chuck Taylor All Star Light

Complex Blog - Ride In Style With The Icare Concept Motorcycle

Daily Buzzer - Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard Topless Pictures

Clumsy Crooks - Man Dressed As Penis Disrupts Graduation

I decided to do this post instead of replying to this weeks BBI emails individually because most of them are asking the same questions. Of course that’s the sensible ones, there are the usual misfits and crackpots emailing me abuse - I know I’m an asshole, I don’t need any more emails telling me so.

OK, let’s fire through some of these emails. The first question was by far the most popular this week:

“How did you get a sitewide link at collegehumor.com?”
The truth is, I have no idea, I am part of the Linkswap program and I do submit to the Hotlinks section a couple of time a week. I’m guessing it’s a rotation and it’s my turn to be in the Partner Sites section.

“Where do you get the pictures from?”
In regard to the celeb photos, most of the newer one’s I get emailed to me, find them in forums and from a subscription service I’m a member of. The funny, odd and bizarre photos I find in a similar way. Lots of emails and a lot of surfing. If I see a chick in a funny t-shirt I make a folder for it, then when there’s say 20 pics in it I do a post.

“I think you should feature xxxxxx on your site, she is gorgeous”
I appreciate the suggestions, long story short is that I run several celebrity related sites and many of the suggestions made, such as Jennifer Ellison and Gemma Atkinson, rank highly for those sites. BBI makes no money, it’s a bit of fun for me and the all seeing eye that is Google sends way to much traffic to those sites and they pay my rent. There’s plenty of women to go round all of my online ventures so if they ain’t here you’ll easily find them on lots of other sites. Keep those suggestions coming though, I’ve found some great babes sent in by readers.

“I keep sending you links but you never use them, why not, my blog is fucking great!”
Loads of reasons here, the #1 reason is I didn’t like your blog or post. Other reasons could be it’s an ad party, it’s got hardcore porn or an endless battle with pop ups. Of course I could have forgotten about it but if you submit on a regular basis and you haven’t had a link in two weeks then you’ll find it’s not likely to happen.

“Why is there nowhere to comment on your site?”
Comments were disabled a long time ago and when I changed the blog theme I just removed the comments section completely. There was too much spam and abuse in the past. If you have something worth saying, you can use the contact form.

That’s more than enough for today, I’ll do another five next weekend.

P.S. Adam in sister banging country - if you are going to run your mouth about the BBI logo and how good you are at design then you really need to consider how good your own work is without wearing your ‘Im a genius hat’. My five year old nephews have better photoshop skills than you, so please, go and blow your daddy and give me peace and quiet.

Holy Taco have a great gallery of a Croatian model called Nikolina Pisek. If you are not Croatian then you probably haven’t seen her before but she is definitely worth a look.

Click the pictures to view the full gallery of each hottie.

Woman like this should come with a public health warning. Can you imagine being crashed out on the beach enjoying the passing eye candy and suddenly this Big Bertha appears in your sights?

Even worse, she takes a fancy to you and starts giving it some patter - it doesn’t bare thinking about does it?

I bet she’s an easy lay - and I’m sure someone would throw her a length. Enough already!!!

Dannii Harwood is a 26 year old glamour model from South Wales.

She is a regular in the lads weeklies Zoo and Nuts due to the fact she ain’t shy when it comes to doing topless photoshoots. And as you’ll see from this gallery she is a little bit top heavy, 32f’s I believe.

She has also starred in the movie ‘Moussaka & Chips’ and is set to appear in ‘Gangster Kittens’ which is due for release next year. I’m sure, like me, you don’t really have much interest in her ambitions to become a movie star unless they are home made and you are the cameraman!

I’ve never heard of Robin Meade before but she doesn’t look too bad for 39….

Pam: I was told that your brother is in prison.
Sam: It’s true, but he’s in prison for something he didn’t do.
Pam: What didn’t he do?
Sam: He didn’t run fast enough

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Tasty Booze - Magic Tricks Are The New Pick-Up Line

CollegeHumor - If Things Turned Out Differently

Attuworld - Man in Wheel Chair Charged With Drunk Driving

Flabber - Helicopter crashes on landing video

Mac Gs World - Sexy, Smart & Shady Like a Fox

on 205th - Gina Carano does things on video

College OTR: Top 5 Qualities Guys Look For In Girls

HGOM - Jessica Canizales Has One of the Best Bodies of all Time

Don Chavez - The Top 10 SI Swimsuit Issue Covers

Loser with Socks - Runaway Beer Truck Trading Cards

The Beer Goggler - Jennifer Garner Is A Little Shy

flatusyahu - Dancing With Stars Dancer Pauses for Upskirt Opportunity

NextRound - Robin Meade is the ultra foxy CNN Headline News host

Blog Pig - Make A Wind Turbine In 2 Minutes

YepYep - My New Favorite Show: WIPEOUT

The Money Shot - Hollywood NBA Lottery Mock Draft

MaddenCowboy’s Universe - Mini Sex Tape… Yes really

Banned In Hollywood - Around The World In 8 Stops

CelebWarship - Random Christina Aguilera Appearance

Campus Squeeze - 6 Ways To Stay Cool And Crap Your Pants At The Same Time

Sqwable - taking a closer look at Breann McGregor