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As you get older, it’s nice to know that your children and their children will do what’s best for you and take care of you - even making that difficult decision to put you in a home……well a home of sorts!

All seems fine at this karate meet until the instructor loses the plot and weighs into some poor guy - he goes over the top stamping at the guys head when he is on the deck.

This pair of images were taken during World War II when the Army Corps of Engineers worked to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting and fake buildings to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.

Before

After

More photos here

A family who made an emergency 999 call as axe-wielding burglars broke into their home were kept waiting for three hours by police who were ‘too busy to help’.

Mathew Sims was injured when he confronted eight intruders wearing balaclavas, while his girlfriend Sarah Barham and their two children were left cowering upstairs. Miss Barham called 999 but the operator told her there was no one available immediately and the family would have to wait. After waiting three hours, officers finally arrived.

They took their PlayStation 3, a satellite navigation system, phones and a bag containing house and car keys and bank cards. Four days later their car was stolen.

Police apologised for the way the incident was handled and launched an investigation. Chief Inspector Andy Burton, of Nottinghamshire Police, said: ‘On this occasion, the way control room staff dealt with this incident fell way short of the standard I expect.’ - WTF were they doing? Jerking each other off? Sleeping? And to make matters worse, this family live about a mile from the local police office.

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It’s tools down here at BBI for another day, I’m off to watch The Wire Season 4, it’s not all t & a you know!!!

Be sure to check out todays recommended posts, plenty of totty as ever. Laters!!!

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Ms. Ann Marie Calhoun - Brahsome
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Jewel Shows Off Her Woman Jewels - The Grumpiest
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Wedding Dress Fire - Totally Crap
Sofia Vergara & Her Billowy Pillows - F-Listed

This little cutie popped up over at Don Chavez the other day as part of a vote, thankfully she scored well and we got to see a full gallery - this is only a sample, there’s 13 more pictures.

Don goes on to ask is this piece of ass hotter than Katie Price? - come on, this strumpet wins hands down.

If the truth be told I hate golf, I can’t play it, I don’t want to play it and I most certainly don’t ever want to watch it.

However things changed in golfland when Michelle Wie entered the fray. Now she certainly adds spice to a sport that is on the whole full of ugly, fat assed, dog rough howlers. No doubt there’s the occasional bit of fluff but nothing special.

Unlike tennis, a sport that brings us plenty of hot looking chicks in short skirts, moaning and grunting like they’re being drilled by a pornstar, now I can watch that - of course men’s tennis is out.

As for Miss Wie, well what can I say? Not a lot really, I’m still happy to press replay on all three clips featured below. Clip one - wonderful. Clip two, I’d love to know what these guys are really saying. As for clip three, be careful if one and two got feeling frisky - this is gold, stick with it, she moves into a spot that gives a much clearer view.

These aren’t the best looking oriental woman we seen here at BBI but this photo is worth a quick look. The half dozen women featured have very long hair and it’s obviously some kind of competition.

I wonder what it would be like to sleep next to a woman with all that hair - and what happens when she’s on top bouncing up and down doing the business? Where is all that hair gonna be? I think I’d pass.

I have no idea where this video of a train truck was shot although if I was to hazard a guess I’d say Australia. The footage itself is nothing special, just a very long truck, no ordinary truck, it’s a fuel transporter but it did make me think I was glad we don’t have trucks this length in the UK.

This graffiti artist had a warped sense of humour.

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