Cheap Rimadyl

I was looking for cheap rimadyl for my dog yesterday and I came across a site that sells it at a much lower cost than my vet.
Rimadyl is a pain killer for dogs, it is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug normally prescribed for arthritis though it can be prescribed for other reasons though arthritis is the […]

Chinese Delivery Man

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little You not Nissan Main Dealer?” man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!”
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car […]

Footie Joke

Last night theives broke into Manchester Citys staduim stealing the entire contents of the trophy room.
Police are looking for two men carrying a blue carpet

Going Fishing

Blokes says to the wife ‘Saturday, you, me and the dog are going fishing’
Wife says ‘I don’t want to go fishing’
‘Well you’ve got 3 choices, go fishing with me, give me a blow job or take it up the arse, whats it gonna be?’
‘I’ll tell you Saturday morning’
Saturday comes, blokes already, […]

Genuine Alligator Shoes

An Irishman was on holiday in the USA, and whilst driving through the Everglades decided to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes. But after making a few inquiries he was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude […]

Sign Language

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him so the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then […]

Win A Round The World Ticket With KLM

Play KLM’s online flying game Fly for Fortune to be in with a chance to win a Round-the-World ticket.
It’s easy enough to fly the plane, to win a prize you must pick an empty hanger when you reach your destination safely.
Win A Round The World Ticket

In Flight Drinks

Priest was sitting next too Paddy on a flight.
Paddy ordered a Rum & Coke
The flight attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips”
Paddy handed his drink back
“Me to, i didn’t know we had a choice”!!

Your Wife And Your Car

Your wife has decided to go out in the evening with some friends….dancing, drinking…have fun… …brilliant! You can watch soccer on TV without any disturbance……
You hear her coming home round 4 a.m., stumble to bed… You´re smiling because you know she will have a terrible hangover next morning…
..next morning you wake up, go outside to […]

A Blonde Has A Weird Dream

Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went 2 her doctor.
doctor: what was your dream about?
blonde: i was being chased by a vampire!
doctor: (giggles quitely) so… what is the scenery like?
blonde: i was running in a hall way.
doctor: then what happened?
blonde: well that’s the weird thing. […]

Sexy Saturday

Sexy Saturday is the name of this post but Satrdays babe is no better looking than any other days babes.

A Bit Pissed Mate?

Stupid question really. What a state to get into.

Mr BBIs Babe Of The Day For Friday

Very nice indeed.

Stickmanbangkok Named

In a follow up to the Stickmanbangkok VS Notstickmanbangkok post from earlier this week Notstick did go ahead and publish Stickmans name and work place. He did also publish his own photo and a few personal details.
The outcome of that is a notice on the Stickman site saying:
“The strains of working a full-time job and […]

Naughty Mobile

Now what would you do if your mobile phone could really do this?

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