What A Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar… sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer says, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me […]

A Dog Or A Hen

Gary came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,as he
often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave
her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing
a long flowing white robe.
“Who […]

Who Is Stickboy

Who Is Stickboy?

A Life Sentence

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at […]

Lost Mexicans

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they’re at death’s door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the
form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the
heat haze, a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer they can see that the tree is […]

Where Is Stickboy

Where Is Stickboy?

Forum Advice Is Not Always Good Advice

Today I was reading a webmaster forum - Webmasterworld. The thread was entitled:
“.com site not showing on google.co.uk“.
I was a little interested as I have a few .com sites hosted in the UK and thought I’d have a quick read to see if there had been some changes in the SERPS or algo.
A […]

A Toast

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest me life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”
She […]

Elvis Is Alive

The King is alive and well. I seen him tonight starring in a new trailer for BBC Radio 2.
He is joined on stage by The Sugababes, Marvin Gaye, Jimmy Page, Noel Gallagher, Keith Moon, Sheryl Crow and Stevie Wonder.
What do you mean I talking nonesense?
Here watch it yourself.
Elvis is alive and well.

Fly Swatting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

The Golfing Hitman

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, “Do
you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.”
“Sure,” they said, “You’re welcome.”
So they started playing, enjoyed the game and the company of […]

The Weekly Echo Closing

A site I recommended a while back is closing down.
The Weekly Echo was a bright, colourful and interesting site.
Shame to see it go

Adsense Cheats

Good to see a few sites I came across encouraging surfers to click their Google Adsense ads have changed their ways. Who knows if they have been banned by Google or not but at least they made changes and are no longer cheating the system.
Good to see Adsense cheats getting what they deserve.

Louise Glover

Louise Glover is a sexy English model, according to Wiki she has had lesbian encounters with Rebecca Loos and the actress Holly McGuire, interesting.
Here is a page of large HQ pictures of Louise Glover, just ignore the ads at the top and scroll down a little for all those sexy Louise Glover pictures.
Enjoy […]

Freeview Help

Need a little help or advice for Freeview TV in the UK?
I found a great site with easy to follow advice if you are having problems with Freeview, TopUp TV, set-top boxes, Freeview reception and more.
Radio and Telly
As always when I hit a problem I turn to the internet for a little help and advice. […]

Cheap Rimadyl

I was looking for cheap rimadyl for my dog yesterday and I came across a site that sells it at a much lower cost than my vet.
Rimadyl is a pain killer for dogs, it is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug normally prescribed for arthritis though it can be prescribed for other reasons though arthritis is the […]

Chinese Delivery Man

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little You not Nissan Main Dealer?” man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!”
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car […]

Footie Joke

Last night theives broke into Manchester Citys staduim stealing the entire contents of the trophy room.
Police are looking for two men carrying a blue carpet

Going Fishing

Blokes says to the wife ‘Saturday, you, me and the dog are going fishing’
Wife says ‘I don’t want to go fishing’
‘Well you’ve got 3 choices, go fishing with me, give me a blow job or take it up the arse, whats it gonna be?’
‘I’ll tell you Saturday morning’
Saturday comes, blokes already, […]

Genuine Alligator Shoes

An Irishman was on holiday in the USA, and whilst driving through the Everglades decided to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes. But after making a few inquiries he was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude […]

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