Pope In The Shower

The new pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air. […]

Two Canibals

Two Canibals are eating a clown…
One turns to the other and says ” Does this taste funny to you?”

Nice Puppies

Those look like a fine set of knockers don’t you think?

Maybe The Webs Biggest Image

This is a must visit website.
I contains a huge image file that allows you to zoom in and see that it retains quality.
Have a look here

Cigarettes And Condoms

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Agnes: What’s that?
Ethel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Agnes: Where did you get […]

Jackass Airhorn At The Golf Course Clip

Funny clip from Jackass where the guys are at the gold coarse with an airhorn.

A Cheeky Picture

Cheeky indeed. 20 asses and two half asses. Yes I did count them.

Eating Grass

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, please come […]

Relaxing In The Pool

I’m sure this woman is famous but for the life of me I can’t remember who she is. Any help?

Three Condoms Please

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me a condom. I’m going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!” The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, “Give […]

cameras.com Sold For $1.5m

Domains can be valuable comodities. Take an auction this week where $1,500,000 was the sale price for cameras.com
Now do I have anything worth selling? Do I own any domains with a high value?
NO.

Sexy Saturday

No comment today apart from very nice indeed. Shame that’s not what I wakened up to.

Lady Golfers

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman […]

Is She A Nympho

This woman inspires me to think. About nymphos. When I look at that picture that is what pops into my head.

Short And Sweet Today

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer??
A prostitute can wash her crack and re-sell it!!
Why shouldnt you buy underpants from the ukraine??
Cheynobel Fallout
What do you call a GingerBread Man with a bad foot?
Limp Biscuit.
Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and […]

Babe Of The Day

Perhaps it was the pink knickers………..I’m just not sure.

Wednesday Woman On BBI

I’ve seen a few pics of this honey in a few of the lads mags. Pretty hot.

Nude Woman

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment”.
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s perfect”.

Archie and Jock Talk Weddings

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding.
“Och, it’s all goin pure brilliant,” says Jock.
“I’ve got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings,the minister, even ma stag night”.
Archie nods approvingly.
“I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues […]

Upskirt And White Panties

A perfect photo. Sexy woman with a short skirt flashing her knickers. And I call this work? LOL. Don’t make me laugh.

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