An Early Xmas Video
August 26, 2006
WTF Are This Pair On?
August 24, 2006
Congratulations…..
August 24, 2006
Got this in my inbox today. Quite funny.
Today is national good looking person day.
Send this to someone gorgeous.
Don’t send it back to me.
I’ve received fucking hundreds.
An Engineer In Hell
August 23, 2006
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and […]
Thongs Thongs Thongs
August 23, 2006
Employee Of The Month
August 22, 2006
Dorm Rules
August 22, 2006
On the first day of college, the dean / principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so is the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule […]
On Gumtree Today
August 21, 2006
Does anyone want a fight this Friday?
Hiya Brighton people! I’m new to the area and wondered if anyone wants a fight on the wasteground near Shoreham airport this coming Friday, the earlier the better!
I’m 6 foot 2 and built like the proverbial brickhouse, but you can be any sex, age or race as all-comers welcome!
Don’t […]
Blonde Joke
August 21, 2006
How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?
She said it was getting cold, so She turned off the ceiling fan.
Upset Wife
August 21, 2006
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a […]
Sweet Chin Music
August 21, 2006
Only those who watch WWE Raw will understand this.
Feeling Lucky?
August 20, 2006
You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, then enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.
It’s a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you’re eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.
On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only […]
Macho Man My Arse.
August 20, 2006
More like matchstick man.
UK NUTRITION
August 19, 2006
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final Word on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than […]
Bubble Gum Babe
August 19, 2006
Just watch her chests as she blows and pops the gum.
