Some Websites To Look At
July 31, 2006
Hilarious Tourism Video for Hungry
Unusual Hotels
Really Bad Tatoos
Sex In A Warzone
Big Bouncy Boobs Video
Topless Aerobics Video
Luck Lottery Ticket
July 31, 2006
A guy comes home after losing a lot of money, playing golf.
A few minutes later his wife comes home from work with a new fur coat.
Her husband says “Hey how did you get this?” She says that her boss won the lotto and this is her share. This happens a few times, first […]
Selena Spice - Part 2
July 30, 2006
Speaking Parts & Dead Elephants
July 30, 2006
Dead Elephant
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
What’s The Difference
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 Pounds.
Q: And between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: about 45 minutes.
Stupid Husband
A husband returns home to find […]
Bury My Wife
July 30, 2006
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The […]
Classic Eddie Murphy Delerious Clip
July 29, 2006
Delerious is one of the funniest stand up shows I’ve ever seen. Here is where Eddie is talking about his mother using a shoe as a weapon. Hilarious.
All Over Tan
July 29, 2006
A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan figuring […]
Denise Richards deleted scene from Wild Things
July 29, 2006
Wild Things was a great movie that starred Denise Richards, Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon. If you haven’t seen it then go buy it and you must watch it with a woman, yes a woman, even if you are a woman you should still watch it with a woman.
Here is a scene that […]
Selena Spice Video
July 29, 2006
Irish Wedding
July 29, 2006
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.
To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the **** out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all […]
The Cat
July 28, 2006
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
He tried taking it 40 blocks from his home and let it out.
Driving back […]
Male & Female Objects
July 28, 2006
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are […]
What Starts With F And Ends With K
July 28, 2006
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”
Ms. Brooks had […]
Success In Life Is……
July 28, 2006
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . […]
Typical Wife
July 27, 2006
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and she in the […]
Horny Australian Women
July 27, 2006
Casual sex with a horny Ozzy woman anyone?
According to this survey our Australian sisters are in the habit of calling guys up when it’s biting the leg off them for a quick bit of the old yee-haa.
Sky Broadband Is Here
July 27, 2006
BSkyB are stepping right into the ongoing broadbnad battle for business in the UK.
On offer are four levels of service for customers of their satellite TV service.
Three in one catagory and the fourth on it’s own. The fourth one is a “make shift” service which will basically use BT equipment until they have all of […]
The Sultan Of Brunei - A Very Wealthy Man
July 27, 2006
His Majesty Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah Mu’izzadin Waddaulah .
His Majesty is the head of state of Brunei Darussalam.
Brunei Darussalam is an oil-rich country located in the island of Borneo.
HRH is the eldest son of Omar Ali Saifuddin,the previous sultan.
In addition to being sultan, HRH is also the Prime Minister, Defense Minister, and Finance Minister of Brunei […]
A Business Proposal - Sex
July 27, 2006
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…..but she belonged to someone else..
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.”
The girl said, ” NO.”
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on […]
The Four Stages Of Life
July 27, 2006
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
