Union Rules
June 22, 2006
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” […]
Sexy Babe In A White Mini Dress
June 21, 2006
This woman has a body to die for. Woooooo. It’s a clip from the movie The Animal
Sexy Gas Girl
June 21, 2006
Little Johnny
June 21, 2006
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, […]
BBI Update
June 21, 2006
Today, as you can see, I have changed the look of this site. I thought the old look was bland and boring.
Let me know what you think of it and let me know what you think I could or should change to make it better.
If you notice any problems please post a comment so that […]
Brass Dicks
June 21, 2006
A married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts.
“They ‘ll make an artificial dick next,” the wife said.
“Bullshit!” replied the husband, “There are something’s you can’t make - besides, what would you make it from?”
“Iron,” she told him.
“Don’t be stupid, woman. It’d rust.”
“Ok, brass then,” she insisted.
“That’s […]
3 Guys Meet A 100 Women
June 21, 2006
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. “I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three […]
Good Girls Bad Girl
June 21, 2006
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just […]
Hotel Bar
June 21, 2006
World Cup - England vs Brazil
June 21, 2006
It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
“What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only England. They’re sh*te and we can’t be bothered.”
Ronaldinho looks at them and […]
A Drink In The Night
June 20, 2006
A salesman’s car breaks down, so he asks a nearby farmer if he can spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn and get some milk from a cow.
Soon, the farmer hears noises coming […]
A War Between Ireland & France Has Been Averted
June 20, 2006
Jacques Chirac, the French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang.
“Hallo, Mr. Chirac,” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are […]
Give Me The Money
June 20, 2006
This is really funny……..well I thought it was.
What Is Jessica Alba Suggesting?
June 19, 2006
100 Years Of Womens Knickers
June 19, 2006
