You Know Whats Gonna Happen
May 16, 2006
Blonde & Brunette Kissing
May 16, 2006
20 Pounds
May 15, 2006
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty pounds?”
“Certainly not,” she said.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.
“Well? What did he say?”
“He said, ‘Hey, Marie, […]
Aretha Franklin - Sing-A-Long
May 13, 2006
Two chicks this time knocking out Respect.
Thought for the day….
May 13, 2006
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky tits and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Suicide
May 13, 2006
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, “Fuck off”, you won’t bring it back.
Colonials
May 13, 2006
An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, “In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that […]
What A Wank.
May 9, 2006
There are tons of this twat at Google Video.
The 10 Commandments
May 9, 2006
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested.”
God went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Blacks wanted an […]
Traffic Cops
May 9, 2006
A woman was “flying” down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), and passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the
car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
What’s […]
A Management Course
May 6, 2006
Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on […]
Fuck In The Park?
May 5, 2006
Marriage
May 5, 2006
Sent in by a woman, this will become obvious as you read but never the less it is quite funny.
Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I […]
The Lover & The Son
May 4, 2006
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little […]
Don’t Open Your Paypacket If This Is Your Wife
May 3, 2006
