A Trip To The Vet
March 23, 2006
Three labrador retrievers - one brown, one yellow and one black were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s surgery when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, “So why are you here?”
The brown lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything–the sofa, the curtains, the […]
Asian Lady Vs English Man
March 23, 2006
There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn’t […]
Condoms
March 23, 2006
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen towalk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
“What are these, Dad?” to which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“”Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that […]
Casino Advertising
March 22, 2006
The Joint Guidance by the Department for Culture, Media and Sport and the Gambling Commission, whoever the fuck they are, have decided that casino advertising on .co.uk websites has to change.
WHY?
What difference does a .co.uk make? I don’t get it at all. .com, .net, .co.uk, .info
All can be viewed in the UK. I can make […]
Cheap International Calls
March 21, 2006
I’ve been working on my latest project over the past few weeks and it is all set to go live tomorrow.
This service lets you make calls abroad for the price of a UK call. 0844, 0870 type numbers. You simply dial the access number from the site, wait for the voice prompt, then dial your […]
Free UK House Price Tool
March 20, 2006
I found this free tool from Yahoo for checking the sale price of houses in the UK. It free, simple to use and most importantly it has clean interface.
Others I’ve tried do the job but are messy to look at with to much going on which makes the webpage a distraction.
You can search by postcode, […]
A Ceilidh
March 20, 2006
Simon was a high flyer from London who decided to jack it all in and move to the Scottish Highlands for a quiet life. He packs his shit and off he goes to a wee place in the middle of nowhere.
After being in his new home for a couple of days there is a loud […]
One Broken Bike
March 20, 2006
A slight overload here.
Sexy Soccer
March 19, 2006
Thought this fine ass would compliment the story below and before someone else says it I will first - a lot of shit.
Mobile Phone Spying
March 19, 2006
In a couple of posts last week I spoke of Bluetooth Mobile Phone Hacking and Mobile Phone Location Tracking.
Well today I came across something even more fightening. Complete mobile phone spying. What does this involve?
You install a simple piece of software on the phone, most new phones have the operating system to accept it, older […]
Breasts Of An 18 year-old
March 19, 2006
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came from having a […]
Rihanna
March 18, 2006
The Nike sportswear website has a nice video of Rihanna. Click Here to see it.
WWE Saturday Night Main Event
March 18, 2006
The popular show returns after 13 years for WWE fans. Not that I’ve ever seen it before.
Looks set to be a good show. I’m actually looking forward to it more than WrestleMania 22.
Sky Sports are showing it free in the UK - Sunday 1am.
The Doctors Receptionist
March 17, 2006
There’s nothing worse than a doctors receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room!
As he approached the […]
Koala and the Little Lizard
March 17, 2006
One day out in the bush, way up north, there lived a really ‘coool Koala’, who had a good mate, a little lizard.
The little lizard decided to go for a stroll to his good mate’s home. On arrival the little lizard looks up and says: “Hey Koala! what are you doing?”
The Koala says: “Smoking […]
