Big Daddy

The current Google infrastructure/software update nicknamed Big Daddy threw up a surprise today, no they never fixed many of the problems they are suffering but whatever knob they turned it restored some of my highly positioned search listing that I had prior to Sept 22nd last year.
On that day Google changed their algorithm/filtering and my […]

Lovely Tits

My Inbox Has Been Busy Today

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a […]

My Inbox Today - Part 1

There’s a Scotsman driving through Europe and an Englishman driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Scotsman manages to climb out of his car and survey the damages. He […]

Some Video Links

This video is funny. The glass has been removed from the doors. Watch It
WFT? Take the stairs pal.
It says it’s Paris Hilton flashing her tits. Im not convinced. Click Here

Mobile Call Charges

Yesterday there was a story running on the news that the cost of making a call using your mobile whilst abroad was to be reduced. This was at the say so of the EU.
When I first heard it I thought that sounds good, it wasn’t until later at night that I heard an interview with […]

Couple Of Pics

That’s bloody disgusting.

Hangovers

1-star hangover
No pain. No real feeling of illness.
You sleep in your own bed and when you wake up, there are no traffic cones in there with you.
You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls.
However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and […]

Helpful Husband

Helping The Aging Housewife.
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.
Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive […]

Sexy Tila Nguyen

A double helping today. Well why not? It’s Sunday. Today we can adore the fine sight of Tila Nguyen, a Vietnamese American glamour model and singer - in other words, a porn star.

Sky HDTV

Sky TV have announced prices for their new HDTV. An extra £10 a month on top of the normal subscription already being paid. You will also need a new set top box to view the higher quality pictures which will set you back £299.
So far their is a very limited number of channels - Sky […]

Sexy Twins

I really don’t care if they are twins or not, I’d last 10 seconds with those two

The Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”
The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.”
“Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually […]

Flight Attendant

A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: […]

Give Cash To Wife - Or Jail?

Did you read the story of a millionaire who chose 10 years (and counting) in prison instead of sharing his assets with his ex-wife?
This is a true tale.
This guy is currently still in prison after more than 10 years on contempt charges for refusing to reveal where he hid his assets. Originally valued at $2.5m, […]

A Trip To The Vet

Three labrador retrievers - one brown, one yellow and one black were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s surgery when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, “So why are you here?”
The brown lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything–the sofa, the curtains, the […]

Asian Lady Vs English Man

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn’t […]

Condoms

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen towalk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
“What are these, Dad?” to which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“”Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that […]

Casino Advertising

The Joint Guidance by the Department for Culture, Media and Sport and the Gambling Commission, whoever the fuck they are, have decided that casino advertising on .co.uk websites has to change.
WHY?
What difference does a .co.uk make? I don’t get it at all. .com, .net, .co.uk, .info
All can be viewed in the UK. I can make […]

Cheap International Calls

I’ve been working on my latest project over the past few weeks and it is all set to go live tomorrow.

This service lets you make calls abroad for the price of a UK call. 0844, 0870 type numbers. You simply dial the access number from the site, wait for the voice prompt, then dial your […]

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