The Captain & The Camel 5/10
February 22, 2006
A new British Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert, during his first inspection of his new outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there […]
Google UK Spam
February 22, 2006
The amount of spam I come across when searching google.co.uk is unbelievable.
What makes it worse is they suggest you report it so they can keep the results spam free but do they actually bother their arses to read the spam reports?
I’ve got a celebrity pictures site, so I’m often checking rankings for different celebrities
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Contagious 7/10
February 22, 2006
A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’.
Richard the class swot gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles
and my Mum said it was contagious”.
“Well done, Richard” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try?”
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says
there’s a bug going around, and it’s contagious”.
“Well […]
Funny pick up lines.
February 22, 2006
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
I know where there is a good party, they’ve […]
Today’s websites
February 22, 2006
How I find these sites I’ll never know……
Sexy name game
Free mobile wallpapers
This saves you paying for them. Loads of categories. Its easy to do as well.
Very Nice….
February 22, 2006
