10 Of The Worst Pick-up Lines Ever
September 25, 2007
1. If you were a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
2. Are your parents retarded? Cos your so special.
3. You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty’s only a lightswitch away.
4. Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see my self in them.
6. Did you fart? Cos you blew me away.
7. Do you have a library card? I’d like to sign you out.
8. Man - ‘Fat Penguin!’ Woman -’WHAT?’ Man - ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’
9. I know I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
